Epic Fail

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If somebody tells you that you're a dick, you might be a dick so be prepared That some people just aren't gonna like you If somebody tells you that your words hurt, they might be hurt so be prepared For the chance that you're a dick or that they just want attention [Chorus] But how did it get this way? We're getting closer every day to the thing that we've all gotta face: We're all gonna fail in public [Verse 2] We've all done things we'd rather forgеt - as long as it came from an innocent place You'll bе okay, at least you'll probably be okay If you don't wake up with the intention of fucking someone's shit right up You're probably okay, but who's to say in this day and age? [Chorus] But how did it get this way? We're getting closer every day to the thing that we've all gotta face: We're all gonna fail in public [Bridge] It'll happen when you least expect it Videos and pictures that you thought were protected Or, you might be implicated In a wrong-place-wrong-time situation [Verse 3] There's no way to solve it, we've tried everything short of making the thought police And we all know how that book ends (spoiler alert, it does not end well!) Well, maybe it's time we wear our faults on our sleeve And own them to be prepared that some people are just total dicks [Chorus] But how did it get this way? We're getting closer every day to the thing that we've all gotta face: We're all gonna fail in public We're all gonna fail in public We're all gonna fail in public