Blowjob Queen

Lyrics

[Verse 1] That stupid cunt gives the best head in Orlando Though I haven't experienced it yet, that's what I've heard When she described her oral proficiency to me It was enough to make me stop and say "word" [Bridge] One thing I never thought is what she could do with her epiglottis I just rhymed "thought is" with "epiglottis" and that shit came off the top of my fuckin' head, y'all [Chorus 1] One hard act to follow is when she gargles before she swallows Oh, she's Orlando's blowjob queen [Verse 2] Let mе tell ya 'bout a stupid cunt who gives the bеst head in Or- Lando Calrissian, he was the guy from the second installment of Star Wars It was Empire Strikes Back and it wasn't as good as the first or the third one Not as good as the Holiday Special, that cunt wasn't in it [Chorus 2] She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean That stupid cunt is Orlando's blowjob queen