Lyrics

I compare this to A fork stuck in the road It was hard to separate us When we were cut from the same mold I could have made a joke Could have tried to make you laugh And taken the step To let the past just be the past We were in the same car But in two different lanes But I'm too much of a lawyer To take a bit of blame You're a beautiful seagull And I'm an Alka-Seltzer bar You're just like the frog I kеpt trapped in a jar So this is the cliffhanger Thе season's complete We might get back together On next year's sweeps And all of the viewers They're feeling shortchanged By two more lovers Indefinitely estranged I had too much to drink last night I worked up the courage to fight Now I'm the cheese that stands alone Y'all can call me provolone I can't believe that I Was that mean to you When I was calling you names I was browbeating you So this is the cliffhanger The season's complete We might get back together On next year's sweeps And all of the viewers Are feeling shortchanged By two more lovers Indefinitely estranged We were on the same plane But in different classes Flying to different ends Of the planet's axis We were two disc jockeys On opposing stations Now I'll have to play doctor With a different patient So this is the cliffhanger Now the season's complete We might get back together On next year's sweeps And all of the viewers They're feeling shortchanged By two more lovers Indefinitely estranged