Lyrics

[Intro] The day Squid's gerbil died, gerbil died, gerbil died The day Squid's gerbil died he was DOA, DOA, DOA He was DOA [Chorus] Don't do it! No! Don't do it! No! [Verse 1] Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all Squid put the dog gate up so he couldn't get to the third floor But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around Chased him in circles, from noon until four [Chorus] Don't do it! No! Don't do it! No! [Verse 2] She had to take care of him during Spring vacation Came in from playing one day and he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board staring blankly at the world Now he won't play on his wheel anymore [Bridge] Licking, sniffing, pawing, snorting, pissing, shitting Jumping, drooling, growling, chasing, staring, digging No means no means no! Licking, sniffing, pawing, snorting, pissing, shitting Jumping, drooling, growling, chasing, staring, digging No means no means no! [Pre-Chorus] The day Squid's gerbil died, gerbil died, gerbil died The day Squid's gerbil died he was DOA, DOA, DOA He was DOA The day Squid's gerbil died, gerbil died, gerbil died The day Squid's gerbil died, oh, my God, how she cried! [Chorus] Don't do it! No! Don't do it! No! [Verse 3] A little later on in life came a gerbil couple They got together, had some babies but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off Squid came too late to pull him off More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot [Bridge] Licking, sniffing, pawing, snorting, pissing, shitting Jumping, drooling, growling, chasing, staring, digging No means no means no! Licking, sniffing, pawing, snorting, pissing, shitting Jumping, drooling, growling, chasing, staring, digging No means no means no! [Guitar Solo] [Pre-Chorus] The day Squid's gerbil died, gerbil died, gerbil died The day Squid's gerbil died he was DOA, DOA, DOA He was DOA The day Squid's gerbil died, gerbil died, gerbil died The day Squid's gerbil died, oh, my God, how she cried! [Chorus] Don't do it! No! Don't do it! No! Don't do it! No! Don't do it! No! [Outro] No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no