Light as a Feather (Stiff As A Board)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ugh! Light as a feather, stiff as a board Stiff as a week in May I dare you, I dare you Do it now or you can't play Jump the bridge, just for kicks Jump the bridge and pray I dare you, I dare you, do it and die today [Chorus] Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! [Verse 2] Ha! Everybody's doin' it Don't think your gonna get away Two fingers all around, light the candle Raise the dead Hair raisin' on the back of my neck A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck I dare you, I dare you Don't worry it'll be okay [Chorus] Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! [Post-Chorus] Seance in the summer outside We'll make out in the pool Seven minutes in heaven, better do it Spin the bottle, slip the tongue Or you won't be cool, ow! [Bridge] It's okay that you didn't invite me I couldn't make it anyway Spin the bottle's just not for me Anyhow I gotta go to ballet Boys with cans of Bianca spray Girl's with floral bouquet I don't mind if you dare me I won't be there anyway! [Chorus] Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! [Post-Chorus] Seance in the summer outside We'll make out in the pool Seven minutes in heaven, better do it Spin the bottle, slip the tongue Or you won't be cool, ow! [Verse 3] Okay, now it's your turn don't look Stupid don't look prude Do it, baby, baby, do it, do it, baby, baby do it Don't you wanna be in? Oh, I know I'm not invited to all The kissin' parties after school Me in my high water pants Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool [Chorus] Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Light as a feather Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board! Stiff as a board!