Jan Brady

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey Marcia, that was really groovy [Verse 1] Well, I am Jan Brady And you must believe that Or forever perish in your doubt I am the sole embodiment of Jan And I exist to serve the Brady altar For I have become one with another soul And I have no need for others [Chorus] Jan Brady has returned Took over my soul and body Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself Never to be changed I am Jan, Jan I am I like to eat green eggs and ham [Verse 2] So now you must believe, believe and worship me Or else a lost soul, a lost soul you will be I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper I go to school with my Brady brothers We live in the same house but we came from different mothers [Chorus] Jan Brady has returned Took over my soul and body Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself Never to be changed I am Jan, Jan I am I like to eat green eggs and ham [Verse 3] Well, I know I cracked the family picture with my bike I wasn't wearing my glasses But I fixed everything with a bat of my eyelashes With my wig, I'll be a smash Polyester plaid bell bottoms I ain't no trash [Chorus] Jan Brady has returned Took over my soul and body Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself Never to be changed I am Jan, Jan I am I like to eat green eggs and ham [Outro] Wait 'til I tell Greg