Where Tina Gets It From

Lyrics

[JUDY] I can't sing a note No talent whatsoever I can't tell a joke [SYLVIA, spoken] No? [JUDY] No I'm simply not that clever Make no mistake With pride, I'm overcome But I haven't a clue as to who Tina gets it from [SYLVIA, spoken] Well, surely there must be something even you can do? [JUDY, spoken] Well... [JUDY] I can make a bed [SYLIVA, spoken] Ah, see I told you [JUDY] And cook a chicken [SYLIVA, spoken] Well, you're brimming with talent [JUDY] My smoked salmon spread [SYLIVA, spoken] Ooh, yummy! [JUDY] Fred says is finger-lickin' [SYLIVA, spoken] You must give me the recipe [JUDY & SYLVIA] But on a stage I simply would go numb So I'm up in the air as to whеre My daughter gets it from (Shе needs someone) [SYLVIA] Like me, dear I've been around the block And together we'll make millions So, there's where Tina gets it from Now, here's the way I see it First, we get an agent One in New York One on the Coast [SYLVIA & JUDY] She's great for commercials But only a couple (Hey, I can cook a chicken) Overexposure is all too common In this highly competitive world (My smoked salmon spread) Where a professional kid Can make more money than her parents (Fred says is finger-lickin') She needs someone like me, dear (But on a stage) I've been around the block (I simply would go numb) And together we'll make millions (So I'm up in the air, as to where) So, there's where Tina gets it from (My Tina gets it from) [JUDY] No matter where she got it [SYLVIA] Oh, who cares? [JUDY] She's got an awful lot [JUDY & SYLVIA] My kid's a genius (It doesn't matter) It's a mystery to me I guess we'll never know (Not a crumb) [JUDY & SYLVIA] Where Tina gets it from Where Tina gets it from