The Pippi Song

Lyrics

[PIPPI] Howdy doo, my name is Pippy P-I-P-P-Y [MISS THORN, spoken] I! P-I-P-P-I! [PIPPI] Never been to school, not once A fact I can't deny I never learned to read or write I can't spell hermaphrodite Never learned arithmetic But I don't give a lick [MISS THORN] Sing out, Louise If ya never been to school Life is not so grim You never have homework And you never, ever have to take gym I'm free and happy all day long Just singin' and dancin' The Pippy song