MAD DUMB

Lyrics

[Intro] Back up on the back Yo, shut up (Uh-huh, uh-huh) (Uh-huh, uh-huh) Take a break and kick it back real slow Life's a burden if you got no flow Fake the funk until you got no dough Go break the bank and run it back once mo' [Verse 1] Yeah, yo, I'm M-A-D (What?) D-U-M-B (What?) Feels like my brain is trying to break free Locked my keys up in the C-A-R I'm never ever ever gonna get too far (Uh-huh, uh-huh) Dropped the bottle at the champagne toast I st-t-tutter when I brag and boast Half the time I'm in my own damn way I didn't even get my mom a card on her b-day (Card on her b-day, a card on her b-day) (Card on her b-day, man, card on her b-day?) [Chorus] I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb Mad dumb (Yeah, can you guess where that goes?) I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb Mad dumb (That's right, it goes in the square hole) [Verse 2] Yeah, so when it comes to words, yeah, you know I'm a goon My calculator's only good for spelling "BOOBS" I'm hella rude, baby, a big buffoon Now hand me a bassoon and I'll use it as a spoon So get the funk up out of my way, heading down the highway Rocking Kid Rock, rock bottom but it's my place Chronic case of high face, find another mind state, cry babe My girl wish that I could vibrate [Chorus] I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb Mad dumb (Yeah, can you guess where that goes?) I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb Mad dumb (Ooh, yeah, uh) [Verse 3] Dumb like tweedle, unlike The Beatles They were geniuses said some bright people Something like one of them jump bike people An unsightly sequel of young Evil Knievel Ignorance is bliss, I'm quite peaceful The hard drive in my mind seems full 'Cause my memory is gone, both short term and long And my brain's like my IKEA shelf, it's put together wrong I didn't do the research And I barely understand how the birds and the bees work I'm not alone in this though, hey listener, ask yourself this Could you sew your own T-shirt? (Hell no) We stand on the shoulders of giants So dummies like us can have phones and appliances That's why my microphone is wireless Yet I can't think of nothin' that rhymes with this, but that kinda works [Chorus] I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb Mad dumb (Mad dumb, yo) I'm mad dumb, oh, mad dumb Mad dumb (Mad dumb) [Outro] Telekinesis, yeah (Like te—) Wait, no Oh fuck, that was yesterday's joke He changed his verse Shit