Coffee & a Joint

Lyrics

[Intro] I got some stuff you just gotta try What is it? Pot, you know, marijuana? Yeah, yeah (Marijuana) Yeah Yeah [Pre-Chorus] I got this feeling inside Can't find no balance in my mind I must be missing the point I need a coffee and a joint I got this feeling inside Can't find no balance in my mind I must be missing the point I need a coffee and a joint [Chorus] Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint [Verse 1] Uh, yo, I'm higher than an F16 at Walgreens Tryna find some eye drops and a bottle of Listerine (Woo) Well, I'm Mr. Clean when I step on the scene But, yo, how did I get here? And what does this all mean? The last thing I remember was way back in September Oh, Johnny had a doobie, it was groovy, full of pleasure But I probably didn't measure the amount I should've taken Now I'm standing on the ceiling and this feeling got me quaking, yo I stick to baking with Betty Crocker baby We dishing out delectables and, yeah, they tasty So, yeah, it's amazing, now come come and get a slice And if they try to take my herb, I'll say, "Take my wife" But, Kevin, you're not married, oh shit, it's getting scary I'm mixing up my history, my memories are buried And I don't have a clue what's real or imaginary So take heed, my children, 'cause this story's cautionary [Pre-Chorus] I got this feeling inside Can't find no balance in my mind I must be missing the point I need a coffee and a joint I got this feeling inside Can't find no balance in my mind I must be missing the point I need a coffee and a joint [Chorus] Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (Oh, my God) Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (And a what?) Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (Alright, and a who?) [Verse 2] Well, uh, I well, uh, I was Standing in the corner of the kitchen by myself Eyeing up the pot brownies on the top shelf (What?) I'm thinking maybe just a nibble'll do But I didn't eat dinner, so I gobbled down two Oh, shit I fucking blew it, oh I got to keep this conversation fluid Yeah, too high to function I'm feeling like a clown at a funeral luncheon I'm a goner Man, I reached my marijuana maximum consumption Well, goddamn, hors d'oeuvre threw my night for a curve But I could be the hero that this party deserves So I boot and rally, sink the last cup Turns out it was my team's cup, fuck [Pre-Chorus] I got this feeling inside Can't find no balance in my mind I must be missing the point I need a coffee and a joint [Chorus] Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint