Lyrics

[Verse 1] Sperm swam at random And you were born handsome With a history of cancer That weighs on your mind [Verse 2] And I was born ugly So nobody loved me But when you've got money People are kind [Verse 3] But you're gonna die, "man" Like I'm gonna die, "man" But I'll be covered in diamonds While worms eat your eyes [Verse 4] When you least expect it You might get your throat slit On public transit Riding at night [Chorus] You can cycle through chords As I drum to the sound Of crying and gnashing of teeth I'll just hang on the fourth With my thumb in my mouth It doesn't matter to me It doesn't matter to me [Verse 5] So now when I'm riding I try memorizing All advertisements They market to men [Verse 6] So when I see a product I'll know that I want it And reach for my wallet To buy it again [Chorus] You can cycle through chords As I drum to the sound Of crying and gnashing of teeth I'll just hang on the fourth With my thumb in my mouth It doesn't matter to me, no It doesn't matter to me