Census Song

Lyrics
And we followed the star over Bethlehem To find the city just swarming with nephilim And we Israelites were afraid of them We couldn't believe our god had created them And we said: "God Where is this land that you promised us?" And we said: "God Where is this savior you promised us?" And the people there were so tall They seemed to stand taller than old Jericho's wall We marched for forty days, all in all And blew our damn trumpets, but we couldn't make 'em fall And god said to Abraham: "Could you find me a virgin?" And he said: "God I tried but I'm still searching 'cause this land has gone to Gomorrah It's no longer suitable for you Or all us here who adore you You ought to sweep it down the River Jordan" And god said to lot: "Could you find me just one virgin?" And he said "God Y'know... I'm still searching Cause all the virgins turned to salt And yeah, they might have looked back, but you can't say it's their fault They had to watch their city turn to dust You picked a hell of a time to call a census"
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