Lyrics

I am a method comedian preparing for a role in a film And for the way I've been treating them I hope my friends can forgive me The way that I can't forgive me for how I treat them like shit I am a method comedian discarded artist hard-up for work I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with what I did with my words Guess when the truth of it hurts me I just sing with a smirk I am a method comedian so despite the reputation I've built I hope you still can believe me when I say that I've been praying for this The petals pressed in your fist The sacred wounds in my wrists The shade you've painted your lips I am a method comedian I hope my friends can forgive me