The Pact

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty Then we'll elope in Vegas and we'll have some bratty babies You were just read the riot act Fact is I never forgot the pact If you got a fall back plan understand There's a chance that you are gonna fall back Holy moly matrimony You know that it's all bologna (boloney) Stick a ring on my middle finger And call it macaroni They expiration date has passed And we're both still single Stressin' about how the boat is sinkin' Come on and bail me out Seems like you and me got more in common Than we think Maybe we're meant to be Baby we can't commit to anybody [Chorus] So let's get married Even though you don't believe in the institution There are tax benefits Let's get married just to get you a green card American citizenship (We'll treat it like a business Yup I'm such a romantic) [Verse 2] You can deal with my family You put up with my moodiness My anxiety disorder and my PMS PMS I think your mom is cool My dad's got a man crush on you And my brothers too Think about all the tax deductions with the IRS I learned my lesson well on my last vacation Paddling alone in a kayak for one Trying to keep up with the couples I was suffering from exhaustion Questioning why I'm terminally single is not fun [Chorus] So let's get married Even though you don't believe in the institution There are tax benefits Let's get married just to get you a green card American citizenship [Bridge] We had to spread our wings to get a taste of life Didn't wanna let you go But I didn't wanna hold you back We knew that deep down inside We'd always love each other So we made the pact [Chorus] So let's get married Even though you don't believe in the institution There are tax benefits Let's get married just to get you a green card American citizenship So let's get married Even though you don't believe in the institution There are tax benefits Let's get married just to get you a green card American citizenship [Outro] If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty Then we'll elope in Vegas and we'll have some bratty babies You can really cook somethin' up You were born in Europe If we ever need to flee this country, you got the hook up It's time for me to settle down Time to kick the heels off But I ain't ever gonna move to LA So the deal's off