31 Flavors

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm day dreamin of my future boyfriend He's my favorite person and my number one friend Every time I get drunk I try to seduce him So I can't drink around him it's becoming a problem I've only got two hands but I'm ambidextrous I can do many things at the same time They say it's dangerous but baby I'm just askin' Is it promiscuous or is it multitaskin? [Chorus] I got a problem with monogamy I don't think that it was meant for me I got a boyfriend, it's not enough for me 31 flavors - boy, I gotta have variety [Verse 2] Ooh, baby I gotta tell you one thing first: My methods are somewhat unconventional And clash with that old cliche (hey, hey) Save your corny ass candle light dinner for two I'd rather have a hot all you can eat buffet I need a lot of activity to stir my senses I like it when it's real intense When I'm with one man, I kinda feel like I'm dyin So consider my infidelities self defense [Chorus] I got a problem with monogamy I don't think that it was meant for me I got a boyfriend, it's not enough for me 31 flavors - boy, I gotta have variety [Bridge] Ooh, baby I need 31 flavors and I got quite an appetite Maybe I'm a little sick But at lease I ain't no anorexic Guys don't like them skinny chicks I just won't settle for a carrot stick When I can have a chocolate cake I'll bake you up and make you mine Lick you up a thousand times Ooh that boy looks mighty fine And this one tastes so bland But I should wait a half an hour Or I could get a cramp [Verse 3] Mama says I shouldn't try to have a boyfriend If one ain't enough for me See my problem is I always tend to lose my focus Maybe I got A.D.D So don't be so disappointed baby Perhaps the problem ain't you I think I got over 30 personalities And every single one needs some attention too [Chorus] I got a problem with monogamy I don't think that it was meant for me I got a boyfriend, it's not enough for me 31 flavors - boy, I gotta have variety I got a problem with monogamy I don't think that it was meant for me I got a boyfriend, it's not enough for me 31 flavors - boy, I gotta have variety