Lyrics

New Yorkers on dating apps Treat each other like a new restaurant They wanna eat at Something that might get 5 stars If they come in hot, lookin' like advertised They make you split the check I think not Nobody gets the prize, no let's go get a drink You say "gotta go", just cut your losses Catch another match in the zone Save your dough, "Hey what's good? I'm in your hood, you up? whatcha doin'? You wanna grab a six and kick it on your stoop? "I know it's late but fuck it, we ain't got nobody else Right now we're all alone, just me and you So much that we can do" "Nah, I'm cool I'm chillin' at home Just wanna be in bed with my laptop and my phone Don't feel like giving head" OK so you struck out again, dust yourself off and hit the bar It's only half past ten. "I'm pouring, just say when" Ooo c'mon you ain't gonna die Just cause you got no love No way you're gettin' by tonight Ooo ooo ooo Go have yourself a good cry and some fries It's a dry phase but someday the south shall rise again I woke up next to my friend, not feelin' good about it Think I might have came in her ass I don't know, maybe I should ask if she remembers something Or maybe I should wait until she bitches me out My head hurts, gotta work, I gotta get the fuck out this bed I want some breakfast, I want bacon, pancakes and eggs And a side of pussy, where'd you go my kitty cat? My little dick hole, must've left me when I called you fat, but in a good way My brain hurts My head hurts My body hurts My life hurts My soul hurts My penis hurts Our, our, our feelings hurt "We ain't got nobody else Right now we're all alone, just me and you So much that we can do" Ok, they say everything's about sex except sex I got a reflex, checkin' every spandex I mean heck, what the hell am I to stand next One man's left, now she's sitting their with pants wet And I guess a brother can't let, another chance get in Because they can't bet, her hand left when she spam text I'm grown dog, I don't need all the anguish Ooo c'mon you ain't gonna die Just cause you got no love No way you're gettin' by tonight Ooo ooo ooo Go have yourself a good cry and some fries It's a dry phase but someday the south shall rise again Ooo c'mon you ain't gonna die Just cause you got no love No way you're gettin' by tonight Ooo ooo ooo Go have yourself a good cry and some fries It's a dry phase but someday the south shall rise again