All I Really Want This Christmas

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Climate change but a chance We're gonna have a white one this year Polar bears in the North Pole fear that the end is near If the world's crumbling then why everybody got a Christmas tree In their living room While takin' up energy talkin' About how we humans do so [Chorus] All I really want this Christmas Is a sense of humor To get me through this haze 'Cause optimism makes me feel so crazed in a daze Tipsy in a Christmas maze Like a rat in a Santa hat Please don't let it faze me All I really want this Christmas [Verse 2] Christmas Is a sense of humor To get me through the holidays And I never wanna see the bottom of my glass So keep it comin' Make it fun 'n' not a pain in the ass Things on my mind become magnified 'Round this time of year What happened to the good old days of the Claymation Rudolph the Reindeer? Back before the Recession Back before I questioned If Santa Claus was fake or real If swine flu would make me squeal [Chorus] All I really want this Christmas Is a sense of humor To get me through this haze 'Cause optimism makes me feel so crazed in a daze Tipsy in a Christmas maze Like a rat in a Santa hat Please don't let it faze me All I really want this Christmas [Bridge] Christmas I'm flyin' to LA Spend it with my exes All cozy underneath the mistletoe With their new girlfriends But things are lookin' up for me There's a gift for me under the Christmas tree I wonder, wonder what it could be Let's open it up and see [Chorus] All I really want this Christmas Is a sense of humor To get me through this haze 'Cause optimism makes me feel so crazed in a daze Tipsy in a Christmas maze Like a rat in a Santa hat Please don't let it faze me All I really want this Christmas All I really want this Christmas Is a sense of humor To get me through this haze 'Cause optimism makes me feel so crazed in a daze Tipsy in a Christmas maze Like a rat in a Santa hat Please don't let it faze me All I really want this Christmas