Bad Boy

Lyrics

[LISA] Men are forthright Women are shyer Women require What they won't get Men are assertive Women are not Let's rearrange that plot And what have we got? We have got a man who's lookin' for adventures When he starts takin' out his dentures That is the time to say goodbye Bad boy, you lied to me Bad boy, you made me cry Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry Another guy, who tells you that he's fertile When he starts pullin' up his girdle That is the time to say goodbye Bad boy, you lied to me Bad boy, you made me cry Told me you were young but you're not No, no, no! Told me you were rich Hah! Told me you were going to die That was a lie You son of a bitch So! You fall in love Things are absolutely ducky When he starts to call you "Binky" or "Chucky" That is the time to- Say goodbye Bad boy, you lied to me Bad boy, you made me cry Bad boy, bad boy Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad Bad boy, bad boy Bad boy, you made me cry I believed each night that he told me Everyone sold me his bill of goods Dummy that I am, I simply wept While my Adonis slept Slept and slept At which he's most adept So you find a man Who's lookin' for adventures When he starts takin' out his dentures [BACKUP] That is the time to say goodbye [LISA] Oh, yes! Bad boy, you lied to me Bad boy, you made me cry Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry Or! An Arab king Who when he tells you that he's royal Gives off gas instead of oil That is the time to say goodbye Bad boy, you lied to me Bad boy, you made me cry Told me you read books but you don't! [BACKUP] No, no, no! [LISA] Told me you were rich! [BACKUP] You were poor! You were poor! You were very poor! [LISA] Told me I had broken your heart [BACKUP] She's not that smart The girl you adore [LISA] So you... Meet a man He's funny and he's clever When he says he'll love you always and ever [BACKUP] That is the time to say goodbye [LISA] You said it! [LISA & BACKUP] Bad boy, you lied to me Bad boy, you made me cry [LISA] Bad boy, bad boy Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad Bad boy, bad boy Bad boy, you made me cry Bad boy Bad, bad, bad, bad So bad, bad, bad, bad So bad! Bad, bad, bad Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad boy, bad boy Bad boy, you made me- You! Made me... cry! Cry!