Mine Turtle

Lyrics

[Intro] Hello! [Chorus] Mine Turtle Mine Turtle The Mine Turtle (Hello!) Mine Turtle [Verse 1] Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!" Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you (Hello!) [Chorus] Mine Turtle Mine Turtle The Mine Turtle (Hello!) Mine Turtle Woah! [Verse 2] Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine Fought the aliens! (Throw the cheese!!!) [Verse 3] He stole alien technology, and built a time machine Went back in time to 100 million B.C The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?" Technically, I'm a tortoise I am a stegosaurus! [Chorus] Mine Turtle Mine Turtle (He is the- He is) The Mine Turtle (Hello!) Mine Turtle Woah! [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb The cops tried to stop him before he could explode Look out, he's got a nose! (Wait, no he doesn't) [Chorus] Mine Turtle Mine Turtle The Mine Turtle (Hello!) Mine Turtle Mine Turtle (Mine Turtle) Mine Turtle The Mine Turtle (Mine Turtle) Mine Turtle