I Like Trains

Lyrics

[Chorus] I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh [Verse 1] Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid? He's pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain But the only thing he ever says is "I like trains." [Chorus] I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh [Verse 2] From birth, the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard But on the first day of school, the teacher asked his name All he did was smile as he said "I like trains" [Chorus] I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh [Verse 3] They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt He stared at the doctor with a little creepy smile And the I Like Trains kid said "I feel great!" He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows He put a ring on her finger, and he said [Chorus] I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh [Bridge] Got bad grades? I like trains! Awkward date? I like trains! Don't like trains? [Chorus] I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh