Workaholics

Lyrics

[Verse] I heard this shit on Workaholics And this for errbody 'bout to finish college It's only right that I drop a little knowledge 'Cause life ain't like it outta be I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin' me And sodomy, and drinkin' like it's all for free Illogically, I never thought of poverty Or how this motherfucker's motherfuckin' job would be But ever since I go the cap and gown Errybody cracking down, nappin' now Erry fuckin snack got me packin' pounds Wearin' fuckin slacks, got me scratching the back of my sack And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin' me Anything but apathy for those who be naggin' and draggin' me Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating The saddest fucking lunch I pack and bag in the evening My bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting Man, it's really fuckin sad when thinking 'bout The evolution from the past to drinking now We used to go and split a handle, drink it down Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around But now I can barely slug a half a dozen tops Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuckin' buzzin' off a shot, whoa Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy Ain't nobody gave a fuck if I'm employed Errybody drunk and fuckin' lovin' it, rubbin', and huggin' Mugging, chugging and fuckin but now these bitches Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband Clubbin' got me buggin' and blushing 'cause I'ma young'n das confronted Wit a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling Think about the age range They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin' gray Now I'm up on first dates, sober like it's first grade Hoping when it's over that I close it wit some first base shit My face getting fuckin' fat It's April, hay fool fill your fuckin taxes out Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin' out Back is naggin' now, mac is laggin' now Because I bought it back in college So if you comin' lemme run a little knowledge If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged Well Wednesdays, I be watching Workaholics [Outro] Like literally, that's the highlight of my week at this point So fuck me, I guess So hard, that's online LilDicky.com, got that domain name GoDaddy.com, shout out Beat the rush I don't know how that was still available With, like, all the porn and stuff that's on the internet So, alright, holla at me