Pillow Talking

Lyrics

[Intro: Lil Dicky] (Mhm) Ayy, ayy (Mhm, mm) Damn! L tapped twice on some ass, like grams (Mm, eheh) I just fucked, ayy Now what I'm doin'? [Chorus: Lil Dicky] I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?) I just finished spazzin' on a bitch, ayy Now I'm pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy [Verse 1: Lil Dicky & Girl] I'm like, "Girl, that was great" "Talk about a connection" "Am I alone in my praise?" "Do you share my assessment?" She like, "Heh, yeah, that was nice" (Ayy) "I enjoyed myself" "Great", "Yeah" She like, "Can you reach that shelf For my phone? I'll take care the alarm" I'm like, "Oh, for the mornin'? Like, to sleep?" She like, "Yeah, heh, we just had sex" (Ayy) "What did you think? I was just gonna fuck you and leave? Heh-" "No, I- I— I hadn't thought that far ahead But of course Can I get you a t-shirt—? Oh, can you not tickle my hair?" (Ayy) "It's just a personal thing, it's not you" "Okay, sorry for doin' it, heh" "No, no, this just a personal thing, it's not you" "Okay, cool" (Ayy) "Yeah, uh... So you're from Minnesota? Only thing I know is that it's colder" Break it down, how's it compare to livin' in LA?" "Well, I can't compare them, they're so different, you know what I'm sayin'?" "Yeah, for sure" She like, "Apples to oranges" "Well, you can s-still compare 'em, but I hear you Uh, what's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?" She like, "I have a brother" I'm like, "Oh, what he do?" She like, "He in the Army" "Oh, true Uh... Do you fuck with the war?" (Ayy) She like, "Huh? What- What did you just say?" "Uh, like, just now?" "Yeah" "Do you fuck with the war?" "No, I don't fuck with the war" I'm like, "No, I don't fuck with the war!" "Just don't know how to react to the forces I should have just thanked you, of course, it's ju—" "Uh, why would you thank me?" "Uh, I guess I assumed it extended to families" "But, okay, while we're on the topic, I been actually thinkin' About some shit, about the Army and Navy What if tomorrow is the day that the fuckin' aliens came and invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? Like, do we got the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships? Or not at all? Like, would they just walk up in this motherfucker Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation? Or could we do some shit to be makin' they heart race? Granted, I don't know the alien heart But, you get what the fuck I'm sayin'?" ("Um...") "Like what the fuck would it be like? Would they be like 'Earth go hard'" (Ayy) "Or is it just another conquest?" (Aw) "Or would they be like, 'Damn, Earth go hard'" (Ayy) "They was harder than Simian You ever talk to your brother about this, uh, type of stuff?" Then she like, "No" I'm like, "Well, what you think?" She like, "I don't concern myself With hypotheticals that couldn't be" (Ayy) I'm like, "Girl, what you mean?" She like, "I don't believe" "In the war?" "In aliens" "Oh, hold up, hold up, wait Girl, what you sayin'? That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?" "I– I guess" "What an enormous coincidence that shit would be Do you see what I'm sayin'?" "I can't hear what you're sayin'" "Well, the universe always expandin'" (Ayy) "There are infinite galaxies" (Infinite) "Why would we be the anomaly?" She like "That's no coincidence" (Uh) "I call that shit God" (Hold up) I'm like "Oh, you're religious, bitch? You think it's all God?" ("No, I know it's all God") "No, I know that there might be a God First off, nobody knows there's a God Girl, I think we should drop this" (Ayy) "No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?" [Verse 2: Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain] "Brain, ayy Brain on some other shit though I been all up in the club for a year, hey" ("Brain") "I been killin' shit, don't mind me, ayy I'm just top flight, ah Uh, I could sure use a Sprite" (Mm) "I'm thirsty as fuck Who gettin' money? That's Brain" (Brain) "Who make decisions? That's Brain" (That's Brain, uh) "Who make the hits? That been Brain" (Oh, that Brain?) "Who run this whole operation? That been Brain since—" "Brain, can— can you just get back to the issue here?" "Uh..." "Really?" "Can you just remind the Brain?" "Heh, you're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if He exists" "Don't call Brain names, mm The Brain couldn't recall, hm But if I'm not mistaken" This bitch to my left guaranteed there's a God" "I believe in a God, yes!" "So, God never wrong? God never wrong, right?" "Heh, yeah, that's, like, the whole point" "Brain, just get there, please..." "Hold up, so God made the Earth" (Ayy) "And God was like, 'Hold up'" (Hold up) "'This shit is borin' It need more shit'" God was like, 'I'ma put dinosaurs on that bitch'" (Ayy) "'Dinosaurs on that bitch'" "Then He like, 'Why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit?'" "What is your brain even saying? Can he get to the point?" "Hold up, Brain, you just did it!" ("Ah!") "God ain't wrong, what the fuck was He thinking?" ("About what?") "Bitch, the dinosaurs! He made the Earth for them, and then He like, 'Nah'? 'Dinosaurs are just blah'?" ("What's your point?") "'I'ma cook up some blondes'? Like, He was way off! I don't look like a dinosaur Ho, them things thirty-five feet I'm like five-foot-eleven" (Up on Tinder, I'm six-foot, ayy) "Seen the Bronchiosaurus? That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven!" (Good shit, Brain!) "And that's just an expression Bitch, there ain't no heaven" (Ayy, "Funny...") "I'm just messin', but if He ain't wrong I guess this the exception" "Can I talk now?" "Go ahead" [Verse 4: Lil Dicky & Girl] "Look, everything in life has purpose" (Ayy) "You, chickens, a midget at a circus" "What?" "I don't interpret" (Ayy) She like, "That's not for me to determine" "So dinosaurs' purpose was to just die?" "That's not for me to determine" "But– okay..." "I'm just a person" "Okay, but think of the root of the argument, girl" (Ayy) "View how we started this, girl Like, you don't believe in the aliens" ("Yeah, I just"—) "You confine God to Earth, girl, I find that shit salient" "I just don't presume to know the plan" "Bitch, me neither, but that's not what I've been sayin'" "Well, what are you saying?" "Why can't God fuck with aliens? Why can't Earth be like a fuckin' small side project for this guy?" "Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye" "Yeah, but- agh... logically Like, you don't believe in your side" "Well, you're bringin' up the fuckin' dinosaurs Like, we could have- shared the Earth with them, nobody knows" "Yeah, there is hard soil evidence, girl Like, what's next? You don't fuck with Pangaea?" She like, "Let's change the subject" ("Okay") "This bitch don't know 'bout Pangaea" "Brain, leave it alone" ("Mm...") [Verse 5: Lil Dicky & Girl] "Uh, I'm starving Are you hungry by chance?" "Oh, my God, I'm so hungry" "Yes! Do you wanna get a pizza?" "Fuck yeah!" "Fuck yeah, I'm on it Also, I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing, man—" "Come on, dude, I'm a grown up" (Ayy) "I'm capable of having intelligent conversations" "O–Okay, I just— fuck it Back to this pizza, I lean pepperoni" "Ugh..." "Sausage?" "How can you eat that shit?" "No, no, no, this not Domino's, this legit It's high quality meat and shit" "No, no, I'm vegetarian" "Oh, right Well, we can get half pepperoni" (Ayy) "And half of whatever you like" "Ugh, ew... I can't have that shit in the same box" "Uh, s—seriously?" "Yeah" "You're that against meat?" "No, I'm that against us being gluttonous Thinkin' that animals live on this earth to get eat" "Okay, is it how we treat them?" "Heh, that sure doesn't help" ("Okay") She like, "I'm not opposed to us huntin'" (Ayy) "But now we not trackin' them down We just breed 'em to eat, that's disgustin'" (Ayy) "You should honestly read on the subject" [Verse 6: Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain] "All right, hold up" (Hold up) "Just because we not runnin' 'round with a bow and arrow Doesn't mean we not huntin' these chickens" (Ayy) "We just set the place to do our huntin' intelligently enough To manipulate these animals and get 'em to do exactly what we want" "That's my point, we just incubate animals Instead of just lettin' 'em live how they come" "Yeah, but- that's your God at work, bitch! While we go hard on Earth" What you think would happen right now if you left my place And there were like three wolves waitin' for you?" "Wolves?" "Bitch, they would tear your ass up... viciously! Like, they would eat your titties" (And your pussy) "That's what they do" (And your face and shit, ayy) "Humans are smarter, bitch, that's what we do" She like, "Apples to oranges" "Bitch, that phrase don't make no sense, why can't fruit be compared?" She like, "I'm gonna leave" "There's just all of these conflicting principles" "Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza" "I will, that's my God-given right" (Ayy) She like, "Where is my bag?" "Oh, that leather one next to the trash? That's the one, right? Made out of cow, I think?" "Ugh, why are there no Ubers in this area?" "So you don't eat the meat" (Ayy) "You just be wearin' that shit" ("I'm not listenin', dude–") "That's barbaric as shit" (Ayy) "Do you come from the vikings?" ("Why are you even still talk–") "Do you take peoples' land?" ("I'm not listenin', dude") "Do you fuck with the war?" "How are there no Ubers anywhere?" "Just download Lyft" (Ayy) "They are bigger in presence out here" "I don't wanna add shit to my phone" "Okay, the choices are clear, ho Ubers are not around here, ho Taxis will come, but they real slow You–" "Ayy, the Brain gotta poop" (Ayy) "T minus five 'til the Brain gotta shit" "I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy" "Ugh, look–" "Do you just want to sleep here?" ("Uh, no thanks") "It's past 2 AM" ("I'm not sharing a bed with you") "You can sleep in my bed" "I'll s–sleep on the floor" "Fine, you're sure? "Yeah, it's cool, I won't throw you out to the wolves" (Oh, my God, you're so annoying) I couldn't help myself But can you at least throw me a pillow? [Chorus: Lil Dicky] I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch, ayy (Do you fuck with the war?) I just finished spazzin' on a bitch, ayy Now I'm pillow talkin' with a bitch [Outro: Lil Dicky, Girl & Brain] "Brain gotta poop, still" "Please don't neglect the Brain" "Please don't neglect the Brain, hm" "Ho-Hold on, is that my Lyft? I don't know if I did it—" Nah, I got a pizza Full pepperoni, too So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it "But first you should poop" "Please don't neglect the Brain"