Parents Still Don’t Understand (Interlude)

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DAVE: Oh, man JEAN: Got so much to do. Huh, honey? DAVE: Yes, definitely. I just I feel like I... STEWART: Well, look, again, if you need mom to come out there for a week... DAVE: I don't think it's a case of needing, like, mothering STEWART: No, no, not mothering. Organizing. Or doing, doing tasks JEAN: Tasks, right DAVE: It's not that, I mean... STEWART: Getting your plane tickets... DAVE: That's like, that's not... STEWART: Making sure that your clothes are, are, things that, no, just organization. Not mothering DAVE: I don't, I don't have to worry about that. Like, people handle that stuff STEWART: Okay STEWART: So how are you gonna get strippers in Boston and New York and Philadelphia... JEAN: The question is whether the clubs will allow it DAVE: Uh, I probably only would get strippers for Philadelphia JEAN: Well, you're breaking up again DAVE: I said, I probably would only get strippers for Philadelphia STEWART: But, but, a practical question in organization is, do they allow it? DAVE: Yeah... STEWART: Someone could research that for you. That's another detail DAVE: Yeah, why don't you take care of that detail for me? Figure out what venues allow strippers. Is that something you guys could handle or no? JEAN: No. 'Cause I don't know what venues... You would have to ask William Morris or whoever's, you know, booking this stuff to find out for you. We can't find that out DAVE: Well, if like I give you, if I give you the venue name and number, you guys could call JEAN: (Talking to Stewart) You could do that STEWART: I, yeah, I'll call... DAVE: I'm kidding, I'm not gonna have you guys call a concert venue and have you guys ask if you could, if your son could have strippers at his show, that's ridiculous. I don't need you guys to do that JEAN: Right DAVE: Of course. I can't believe you guys fell for that STEWART: Well, what do you want us to do? DAVE: Nothing! Nothing, I'm joking around. I can't believe you're even entertaining this as like a thing that you would do