Ghostwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Wake up in the morning, pour a cup of coffee Turn my laptop on and I work remote I got dudes on zoom and some broken code Put all my to-dos on a post-it-note I'm not rich or broke, I live a normal life But at times it's so quiet with my nine to five Cause I got a creative streak that I hide inside So I channel my inner freak in my life online It goes, "hi, thank you, my day was great" "That's a cute mustache, really frames your face" "Miss you so much, baby, I've been bad today" "Of course I only think about you when I masturbate" (woo!) "Wish you were here so you could see me naked" "Oh wait, there's a way and it's already baked in" "Upgrade subscription, unlock new content" My job's to make sure she keeps you locked in [Pre-Chorus] I'm no catfish I'm no liar But my words set you on fire Call me dirty talk for hire I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter I'm no catfish I'm no liar But my words set you on fire Call me dirty talk for hire I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter [Chorus: Izzy Marsail] God damn, I love my fans It's all online but Right now it's you and I so You can fantasize like Nice legs, princess, I beg And I'm like yeah, I know Ain't I the best? I keep it so professional I love my job It's easy, what I sell, they buy I know they fantasize like Nice legs, princess, I beg And I'm like yeah, I know Ain't I the best? I keep it so professional [Verse 2] Tweeze my eyebrows while I'm combing the inbox "Need you right now" "I'm just scrolling on tik tok" "My god" "oh my god" "oh my god what a big ****" I'm conquering their hearts like a lockpicker picks locks "I love to chat and get to know my fans" It's on her profile page but she won't do that If it wasn't for me, homie, she would ghost her fans I keep a conversation flowing like an open dam "I'm wearing converses and no panties" "Made out with Amanda and I'm so happy" "It turns me on you want me so badly" "I'm sorry to hear that she took the kids" "Yeah, she sounds like a bitch, that's so crappy" "That's okay, 'cause to me, you're always Daddy" "You want my address and to buy me a drink?" "HEY, I JUST DROPPED HOLE, let me know what you think!" [Pre-Chorus] I'm no catfish I'm no liar But my words set you on fire Call me dirty talk for hire I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter I'm no catfish I'm no liar But my words set you on fire Call me dirty talk for hire I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter [Chorus: Izzy Marsail] God damn, I love my fans It's all online but Right now it's you and I so You can fantasize like Nice legs, princess, I beg And I'm like yeah, I know Ain't I the best? I keep it so professional I love my job It's easy, what I sell, they buy I know they fantasize like Nice legs, princess, I beg And I'm like yeah, I know Ain't I the best? I keep it so professional [Bridge] If you need a little help with that morning wood I got you Parasocial but you know it's good I got you Phone sex for the modern age I got you All yours, just as long as you pay I'm not a cute blond babe with perfect knockers I got talk no jutsu and it's worth your dollar But you'll never really know if it's truth or fiction Give in to addiction, renew your subscription [Pre-Chorus] I'm no catfish I'm no liar But my words set you on fire Call me dirty talk for hire I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter I'm no catfish I'm no liar But my words set you on fire Call me dirty talk for hire I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter [Chorus: Izzy Marsail] God damn, I love my fans It's all online but Right now it's you and I so You can fantasize like Nice legs, princess, I beg And I'm like yeah, I know Ain't I the best? I keep it so professional I love my job It's easy, what I sell, they buy I know they fantasize like Nice legs, princess, I beg And I'm like yeah, I know Ain't I the best? I keep it so professional