Backslide

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey hey! It's your toxpsychologist I got unsolicited advice See it's not that hard to get me into bed But it's hard to get me in there twice I see you're hung up high over toxic guys But can't really get over the d You tryna quit cold turkey but it just ain't working? Let me tell you what a girl really needs So you been reading all the pop culture blogs With their tips and tricks But feeling not so hot? Here's a quicker fix You better stop holding off, send a text and pic He'll be on you by the end of the week If pop stars talk of their sick obsessions Then what's so wrong with a littlе regression? Trade thе progress bar for a bit of attention It's the healthy people, those are the freaks And everybody go [Pre-Chorus] Backslide to the left Backslide to the right Cha cha to the bed And don't act so innocent Backslide to the left Backslide to the right Cha cha to the bed Do it one more time [Chorus] Whoa backslide! There's simply no better move (Whoa backslide!) Although your friends disapprove (Whoa backslide) While you may never improve If you wanna live a life as exciting as mine Put your honesty aside, you've got to backslide [Verse 2] It's true, as your toxpsychologist I got an appetite for spilling tea Though I was acknowledged for my love of gossip No one ever shared SHIT with me! So is it such a shock I play love doctor Just a hobby but it seems legit Go 'head state your problems, I'll enable all of them So I'm not the only piece of shit So you've been listening to self help podcasts trying to heal But if it gets a bit static then I'll strike you a deal Give you reckless abandon for your righteous ideals No embarrassment in being weak Here to enable your worst impulses Patron saint of a cursed indulgence Don't call me unstable, the term's insulting It's the healthy people, those are the freaks! And everybody go [Pre-Chorus] Backslide to the left Backslide to the right Cha cha to the bed And don't act so innocent Backslide to the left Backslide to the right Cha cha to the bed Do it one more time [Chorus] Whoa backslide! There's simply no better move (Whoa backslide!) Although your friends disapprove (Whoa backslide) While you may never improve If you wanna live a life as exciting as mine Put your honesty aside, you've got to backslide [Bridge] They say I'm the fun one now They follow me as they should Backslide till the sun comes out So bad but it feels so good They say I'm the fun one now They follow me as they should Backslide till the sun comes out So bad but it feels so good They say I'm the fun one now They follow me as they should Backslide till the sun comes out So bad but it feels so good They say I'm the fun one now They follow me as they should Backslide till the sun comes out So bad! [Chorus] Whoa backslide! There's simply no better move (Whoa backslide!) Although your friends disapprove (Whoa backslide) While you may never improve If you wanna live a life as exciting as mine Put your honesty aside, you've got to backslide