Fan Fiction

Lyrics

[Chorus] All that wishing Was writing fan fiction Guess I only made it up in my head So the one true pairing was just a blue herring Guess it wasn't really canon, my bad [Verse 1] I started writing at the age of nine Let my imagination online Spending ages crafting narratives Parents said I was wasting time Could never hack it with characters So I'd take them right from fandoms I inhabited Adapting them to make them mine Based on titles that happened to stoke my fantasy Practically wrote the annals for any random who'd flatter me Went for broke dabbling in Pokemon, those were hardly read In fact my actual successes were those with RPF For those out of the loop, that means real person fiction That means shipping existing people with no permission Graphic depictions of sex, angst, emotional friction Based not on facts but my own intuition Is that fucked up? YEAH, but I found it fulfilling being A source of joy for my readership out in the Philippines Flash forward to the present and that's how I fantasize But when my universe expanded, they had it decanonized (FUCK!) [Chorus] All that wishing Was writing fan fiction Guess I only made it up in my head So the one true pairing was just a blue herring Guess it wasn't really canon, my bad [Verse 2] Got me lust-struck, certain I wasn't pining alone All the other smut's worse, we got an archive of our own Now I'm on the hunt, working through every line in my phone To find some confirmation that my hypothesis wasn't overblown "Could this rapport be anything short of heaven-sent?" Friends said, "Bro, it's not supported by evidence" "But what about the dialogue events?" "It's nothing more than bait. Buying your investment, the more tension, the more you wait" Okay, maybe, but don't you see? Built a delusion round this OTP Oh woe is me, I swallow blue pills like they was OTC Don't need reality, I make my own TV Hoping that senpai would notice me, that never happens Hanging on longer than I ever imagined This shit's designed to blow your mind, guess that's why they call it head cannon Perhaps it's time to move on to the next fandom [Chorus] All that wishing Was writing fan fiction Guess I only made it up in my head So the one true pairing was just a blue herring Guess it wasn't really canon, my bad [Bridge] My bad [Outro Chorus] All that wishing Was writing fan fiction Guess I only made it up in my head So the one true pairing was just a blue herring Guess it wasn't really canon, my bad My bad