Lyrics

[Chorus] Oh, my virgin mouse My virgin mouse My virgin mouse Tonight I break you in [Chorus] Oh, my virgin mouse My virgin mouse My virgin mouse Tonight I break you in. Heheh [Verse 1] Oh, you look so fine, my virgin mouse I finally got you into my house My hands are itching, and my need is bad I can't wait to lay you on my pad! [Chorus] My virgin mouse My virgin mouse My virgin mouse Tonight I break you in. Heheh [Verse 2] You're wrapped up tight, but I'll strip you bare I can't wait to touch what's under there If my hands won't do it, I'll use my teeth Or even a knife to get underneath to— [Chorus] My virgin mouse (damn plastic packaging!) My virgin mouse My virgin mouse Tonight I break you in [Bridge] There's no kink in your tail at all I know you're smooth and without a ball Let your little light shinе and slide for me When corrеctly viewed, anything is lewd Let me show you how lewd a geek can be! [Verse 3] I touch your buttons, and they're smooth as sin I grab your tail and plug you in We know who made you; it's none of them— I won't sh*t you, but IBM! [Chorus] My virgin mouse My virgin mouse My virgin mouse Tonight I break you in [Chorus] Yeah, my virgin mouse (squeak squeak squeak) My virgin mouse My virgin mouse Tonight I break you in [Spoken] Don't say you're gonna crash...!