Lyrics

[Verse 1] On my first day in camp, the Estrella War gave me: A mud-hole as deep as my knee [Verse 2] On my second day in camp, the Estrella War gave me: Two thunderstorms And a mud-hole as deep as my knee [Verse 3] On my third day in camp, the Estrella War gave me: Three fire alarms Two thunderstorms And a mud-hole as deep as my knee [Verse 4] On my fourth day in camp, the Estrella War gave me: Four freezing nights Three fire alarms Two thunderstorms And a mud-hole as deep as my knee [Spoken] I think your truck is stuck in it, Gordon Truck? What truck? [Verse 5] On my fifth day in camp, the Estrella War gave me: Five drunken bards Four freezing nights Three fire alarms Two thunderstorms And a mud-hole as deep as my knee [Verse 6] On my sixth day in camp, the Estrella War gave me: Six dislocations Five drunken bards Four freezing nights Three fire alarms Two thunderstorms And a mud-hole as deep as my knee [Verse 7] On my seventh day in camp, the Estrella War gave me: Seven tired chirurgeons Six dislocations Five drunken bards Four freezing nights Three fire alarms Two thunderstorms And a mud-hole as deep as my knee [Outro] On my eighth day in camp, we all packed up and went home Thank God it's only seven days long!