Positive

Lyrics

[SERENA] Honey, whatcha cryin' at? You're not losing him to that Both her hair and shoes are flat And why is she so rude? [MARGOT] Wipe your tears, it's no big thing You were meant to wear his ring Cheer up, chin up It's time to bring [MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR] A happy attitude! [GREEK Chorus] Keep it positive [MARGOT] As you slap her to the floor [GREEK Chorus] Keep it positive [SERENA] As you pull her hair and call her "whore!" [PILAR] You can take her in a fight [MARGOT] You and he will reunite [GREEK Chorus] You know we're right We're positive (spoken) Kill her! [ELLE, spoken] Girls, girls (sung) Violence is never wise Not the way to win back guys Anyway, she's twice my size Who's got a plan B? [PILAR, spoken] Uh, me! (sung) Look at her, she's like a nun Show him you are way more fun Bust out the lap dance, and you've won You off the hizzle, G! [ELLE, spoken] What? [GREEK Chorus] Keep it positive [MARGOT] Yeah! Let out your inner freak [GREEK Chorus] Keep it positive [PILAR] Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week [SERENA] You will whet his appetite [MARGOT] You and he will reunite [GREEK Chorus] You know we're right We're positive We're positive We're positive We're posi— [ELLE, spoken] Oh my God, you're making me sick [VIVIENNE, spoken] Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place [GREEK Chorus] Hey, hey, hey Be positive [PILAR] That he loves you and... [GREEK Chorus] Not her! [MARGOT] You're... [GREEK Chorus] Hotter! [PILAR] And I bet you're... [GREEK Chorus] Smarter! [MARGOT] She don't know the real him [PILAR] You feel him [SERENA] So don't let her steal him [MARGOT] Wake him up like... [GREEK Chorus] Sleeping beauty [SERENA] Turn his head with your... [GREEK Chorus] Red hot booty We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk It's positively time to shake your junk Shake, shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, woo! Huh, huh, huh! Huh, huh, huh! Huh, huh! [ELLE, spoken] Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here! He left while we were shaking junk! Wait... (sung) Girls, I'm positive That we've taken this too far No, I'm positive This is Harvard, not a stripper bar All this trashy carryin' on That's the reason that he's gone (spoken) I need a salon [GREEK Chorus] Woo! [ELLE] Girls, I'm positive [GREEK Chorus] Positive [ELLE] Try not to get upset But I'm positive [GREEK Chorus] Positive [ELLE] That it's time for me to go brunette [GREEK Chorus, spoken] WHAT?! [ELLE] Being blonde and being hot That got me exactly squat Gotta show him I've got more to give [GREEK Chorus] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa [ELLE] No, I'm positive [GREEK Chorus] You're positive? [ELLE] I'm positive [GREEK Chorus] You're positive? [ELLE] I'm positive [GREEK Chorus] You're positive, really positive? [ELLE & GREEK Chorus] Positive