Omigod You Guys

Lyrics

[MARGOT] Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy I'm, like, gonna cry I got tears comin' out of my nose Mad props! He's the campus catch You're a perfect match 'Cause you both have such great taste in clothes Of course he will propose [SERENA] Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov Future's taking off Bring that ring back and show it to me [PILAR] Four carats, a princess cut Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see [MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR] When he gets down on one knee [DELTA NUS] Oh my god, oh my god you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies Oh my god you guys! Oh my god, this is happening Our own homecoming queen and king Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size Oh my god you guys! (spoken) Oh my god! [PILAR] Okay, everybody sign? Good, now fall in line And we'll start the engagement parade [SERENA] Light candles in single file Don't forget to smile Lose the gum, Kate! You look like the maid [KATE, spoken] Sorry! [SERENA] Now prepare to serenade (spoken) Shh! [DELTA NUS] Oh my god, oh my god you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize! [SERENA, spoken] Shh! [DELTA NUS] If there ever was a perfect couple, this one quali— [SERENA, spoken] Shh! [DELTA NUS] Oh my god! [SERENA, spoken] Guys, I'm serious! [DELTA NU #1] Elle and Warner were meant to be [DELTA NU #2] Not once ever has he hit on me [KATE, spoken] Shut up! [MARGOT] They're just like that couple from Titanic! Only no one dies [DELTA NUS] Oh my god! [KATE, spoken] Two, three, four! [DELTA NUS] Daughter of Delta Nu Soon to be fiancée Now that a man chose you Your life begins today Make him a happy home Waste not his hard-earned wage And so he does not roam Strive not to look your age Still, in your hour of need Let it be understood No man can supersede Our sacred bond of sisterhood Oh my god, oh my god you g— [SERENA, spoken] Guys, she's not here [MARGOT, spoken] Bruiser, where is Elle? [Bruiser barks.] [MARGOT, spoken] She doesn't have an engagement outfit? [Bruiser barks.] [MARGOT, spoken] She is totally freaking out? [Bruiser barks.] [MARGOT, spoken] She's trapped in the old valley mill? [Bruiser barks.] [MARGOT, spoken] Oh, whoops, sorry! The Old Valley Mall? [DELTA NUS] Oh my god, guys, emergency! [SERENA, spoken] Don't take the freeway! [A DELTA NU, spoken] Hey, wait for me! [DELTA NUS] No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize [A DELTA NU, spoken] Oh my god you guys! [DELTA NUS] Oh my god, oh my god Oh my god, oh my god Oh my god [ELLE, spoken] It's almost there, but... (sung) This dress needs to seal the deal Make a grown man kneel But it can't come right out and say bride Can't look like I'm desperate Or like I'm waiting for it I gotta leave Warner his pride So "bride" is more implied [DELTA NU, spoken] There she is! [ELLE] Oh my god, oh my god you guys All this week I've had butterflies Every time he looks at me, it's totally proposal eyes (spoken) Oh my god you guys! (sung) So help me dress for my fairytale Can't wear something I bought on sale [SERENA] Love is like forever, this is no time to economize [DELTA NUS] Oh my god you guys! [SHOPGIRL, spoken] Blondes make commission so easy Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in It's perfect for a blonde [ELLE, spoken] Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk? [SHOPGIRL, spoken] Uh-huh [ELLE, spoken] But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk It'll pucker And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last May's Vogue [DELTA NUS] Oh my god, oh my god you guys [ELLE, spoken] I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price [DELTA NUS] Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies [ELLE, spoken] It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde (sung) I may be in love, but I'm not stupid Lady, I've got eyes [MANAGER, spoken] Oh my god! (sung) Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake Courtney, take your break Just ignore her, she hasn't been well Try this! Latest from Milan Go on, try it on I take care of my best clientele It's a gift from me to Elle [ELLE] Oh my god, oh my god you guys This one's perfect, and it's just my size See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise Oh my god! [DELTA NUS] Oh my god, oh my god you guys Let's go home before someone cries If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies 'Cause we love you guys [ELLE, spoken] No, I love you guys! [DELTA NUS] Oh my god! [ELLE] Oh my god! [ELLE AND DELTA NUS] Oh my god You guys (spoken) Oh my god!