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Lyrics

[Verse 1] If you write down the things that make me cool, it's a short list I don't want to talk about my small wrists It's been a while since my last kiss 'Cause I mean, it's hard to find a nice techie I should be alternative like Becky 'Cause she's pretty and she's sexy Probably just mad because nobody gets me And I all I ever want to do is sit in my room And watch Spiderman lose to Dr. Doom [Verse 2] I miss the days before everybody thought I was a stalker I've always been the dork, ass jammed inside the locker 'Cause I thought I was Shena, you know, a punk rocker? Till I grew into wanting to be Flocka And everybody hates it, what a shocker I've been hot since grade school soccer When the coach tried to put me on the bench I fuckin' shot her Nah, just kidding, I'm a lawyer's daughter I'm not a badass, I'm not awesome I'm a little ginger wuss, I'm Bubbles, I'm not Blossom On the V.I.P list, I'm at the bottom I've been hiding in my closet all summer and autumn Watching Jimmy Neutron, and dying of boredom And all my friends hate me, 'cause I ignored 'em To talk to base ferrell and fuck swag, and slug and shit [Hook] And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with [Verse 3] Fuck this, everyone in Florida is a sham So I went back to Hollywood, specifically for Cameron And right after I landed in L.A.X I ran into my ex and he looked a little vexed They said, "is there a problem?", yes He said, "California hates you bitch, why'd ya bother?" I just came for the fries with the carne asada And to prove that I can go a lot harder Than "Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada" But whatever, I met him in Louisiana With my baby, James, consider your post flamed And without him, you probably wouldn't even know my name [Hook] So he's one of the hundred that I'm in love with Along with everybody else that I'm in love with And all the other people I'm in love with Everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with And everybody else that I've been in love with And everybody else that I'm in love with [Verse 3] And everybody else that says they love me I mean all the shine online is lovely I feel like such a lucky little kid, like Cudi And if you don't like me, I know that I'm sucky And nobody likes my music, they just kinda wanna fuck me So here you go, here's your shoutouts, honey Hi Ramsey, Christian, Michael, Brad, Noah, Matt, Danny And that asshole who said he can't stand me On YouTube, wearin' some dumb Slayer band tee Have fun dealing with those six fans [Outro] Fucker Say I copied Odd Future, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm just a little girl, stop picking on me on the internet Telling people to be mean to me on Last.Fm, okay I'm telling on you