​charnsuka

Lyrics

I'm tryna write but I keep gettin' sidetracked I really like him and I think he has a nice laugh And I'll drink his bath water, and I think he's hotter And I'd hit it like Bing Crosby hit his daughter I stalk him on the internet He probably thinks I'm Jessi Slaughter Even my father says to find a-nother I mean another, so I'll ask my mother And maybe she will smother me in Blink 182 I don't steal lines, but this one is kinda true: "I tell 'em that I love 'em, but I never really do" And I couldn't find a good way to say "I love you" So fuck you and your stupid tattoos You used to like girls, but you only like shoes I hate the world, and I love your shampoo And your soap, and your deodorant all over my pillow You make my day, I whip my hair, I think I'm Willow And I like you like Samantha likes Nutella crepes You think it's funny when you joke about rape So we'll see if it's funny in the back of my Escape That's a Ford, you're a whore, and I'll catch it on tape Tell the police, I'll just tell 'em it's fake Tell your mommy on her coffee break I'll sit around, pickin' at a coffee cake Wait for you to text me, staring at the MacBook I'm kinda cute, and I swear I'm not a bad cook I'd hold your hand if you took me out We made plans, but you shook me out And you made me think I'm bad lookin' now You're walkin' on my swag, and I'm under cooked now Instead of raw like I used to be And if you're usin' me, I can use a bat on you When you wear that hat, Stussy I'll put the cat on you, tit-for-tat on you But I don't have tits, so you don't look at me In your Castles & Crooks tee I say "hi", but you only stare crookedly Fuck