The World’s My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum

Lyrics

[Intro] *cough* [Verse 1] Hat bandana Graham cracker jackhammer In a nail file suit, your self-service man The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum Autographed pictures of Shakespeare fishing gear Headphone Madison Square Garden hose The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum [Chorus] (And the chorus) Get set, get wet, get fat, get fit Get a life, get it on, get it up, get it off of me The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum Get sacked, get the facts, get a load of this, get pissed Get real, get over it, get it over with, woo! The world's my oyster soup bowling ball of wax museum [Verse 2] Cannibal dog house plan B happy As a lark's tongue in cheek, bone china doll The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum Don't ask Y2 cake and eat it too (Three, four) Nothing lasts for evergreen thumbscrew The world's my oyster soup kitchen door frame by frame Frame by frame [Chorus] Get back, slap back, backtalk, half-back Backtrack, talk back, back to back, I'll be back to get you back The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum Get bumped, get pumped, get dumped, get the funk Get sick, get fixed, get jiggy with it, woo! The world's my oyster souffle mignon [Post-Chorus] *cough* Whatever Ah, get along little doggie Get a haircut [Guitar Solo] [Interlude] Play it for me spotty fingers [Piano Solo] [Chorus] Get set, get wet, get fat, get fit Get along little doggie, get it off of me Oyster soup kitchen floor wax Get sacked, get the facts, get a load of this, hey! The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum