Marilyn Monroe (2)

Lyrics

[MRS JOHNSTONE] The house we got was lovely The neighbours are a treat They sometimes fight on Saturday night But never in the week (spoken) [FEMALE NEIGHBOUR] What time d'ya call this then?! [MALE NEIGHBOUR] Time I got shot o' you, ratbag! (sung) [MRS JOHNSTONE] Since I pay me bills on time The milkman insists I call him Joe He brings me bread and eggs Says I've got legs Like Marilyn Monroe He even takes me dancin' Takes me dancin' I know our Sammy burnt the school down Well it's very easily done If the teachers let the silly gets Play with magnesium Thank God he only got probation Well, the judge was old and slow Thought it was kind of him Said I reminded 'im of Marilyn Monroe [JUDGE] And can I take you dancing? I'd love to take you dancing, m'lady! [MRS JOHNSTONE] Our Mickey's just turned fourteen Well, you know he's at that age When you mention girls and courtin' He flies into a rage [MICKEY] Shut up talkin' about me, mother! [MRS JOHNSTONE] He's got a thing for taking blackheads out He thinks that I don't know That he dreams all night of girls who look like Marilyn Monroe He's even started dancin' Secret dancin' As for the rest they've flown the nest Got married or moved away Our Donna Marie's already got three She's a bit like me that way And that other child of mine I haven't seen for years although Each day I pray he'll be OK Not like poor Marilyn Monroe