The Fanged Fastener, Stapler

Lyrics

(Spoken) [KING OLLY] Bind them [STAPLER] (Barking) [BOWSER] Hey! That's the thing! That's the thing that turned me into… this! Mario… you GOTTA win this one! (Sung) [KING OLLY] Your journey is ending And your efforts are feeble You will heel, you will fall With the rest of your people Gaze into darkness The fangs of submission The hubris of paper Leads only to perdition [BOWSER] Can it, ya twerp! Unfold me, ya jerk! Even I, a pro villain Wouldn't do this kind of work! [KING OLLY] Short-sighted and foolish But to be expected; And now, to my pup Your attention be directed Impressive, is it not? My perfect little pet A pristine pedigree The brightest I could get It can sit, fetch, shake Roll over and other things But its most impressive trick's To hail the Origami King [BOWSER] BAH! That's your plan?! To sic your dog on Mario?! He will bounce you, and trounce you Believe me, I know! [KING OLLY] You talk far too much But I've already won With your army in my palm My conquest is done! Soon, you will join the princess Shaped into a perfect form Soon, all the world will bow Be bound by steel to a new norm Soon, fanged shackles lock Your kingdoms in my folded war Soon, those who dared defile my soul Shall be no more! (Spoken) [KING OLLY] Patience, my pet. They will join the ranks of the Folded Soldiers soon enough [BOWSER] HAH! As if I'd ever bow to YOU, ya little RUNT! If I had my hands right now, I'd STRANGLE you! [KING OLLY] Bold words, from a glorified name tag. It's only a matter of time until your resistance is quashed Sic them (Sung) [KING OLLY] Fall to the chains In King Olly's name You will bend all the same And submit to my reign The staples will lock you In forms that I choose With no princess to lead you Your kingdom will lose [BOWSER] Oh, SHUT YOUR DANG PIE HOLE! You yap on and on But if I know my nemesis He'd never be your pawn! You cut up my kid! Even I'M not that mean! But the plumber will SQUASH you Ya purple drama queen! I know Mario He's stubborn as a mule He's gonna snap in half Your stupid office tool For many, many games I've FELT the hurt he brings! So I know he'd never hail The Origami King [KING OLLY] You underestimate the power Of my stapler's binds You'll be fastened and chastened And the world will be mine! Its howls at the moon say You are out of time You will not stand in the way Of my vision sublime! Soon, you will join the princess Shaped into a perfect form Soon, all the world will bow Be bound by steel to a new norm Soon, fanged shackles lock Your kingdoms in my folded war Soon, those who dared defile my soul Shall be no more! [STAPLER] (Barking)