“OH MY GOD I WANT TO HEAR ...YAPE”

Lyrics

[Intro] [YAPE] HEY LOOKIE HERE IT'S ME Y A P E THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL OFFICE SUPPLIES [ALEX AND YAPE] (Spoken) Wait, what do you do? I DO YAPE THINGS LIKE JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THIS PIANO Is... that useful for my office? OBVIOUSLY [Verse 1] HAIL THE ORIGAMI KORIGAMI BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER SONGS ARE BORIGAMI [ALEX AND YAPE] (Spoken) Hey, wait, the other Origami King songs are songs, too! DID I STUTTER?! [Verse 2] I'll mess up paper in ways that only YAPE can do [ALEX AND YAPE] (Spoken) Like... what? Oh, you know ;} [Verse 3] I AM STRONGER THAN AN ANIME SWORDSMAN GIVE ME AN ANIME SWORDSMAN LIKE, BRING ME SCISSORS SO I CAN FLEX ON IT I really need you to know how useful YAPE is Like really a lot WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESN'T RHYME I THOUGHT YOU WANTED YAPE NOW [Verse 4] YOUR OFFICE IS MY DOMAIN YAPE GONNA BRING THE PAIN YAPE IS AMURICAN MADE MARIO JUST GOT PLAYED YAPE is a stationary to behold Available wherever office supplies are sold More efficient than other supplies tenfold An essential purchase from Office DEPOT YAPE is worth a thousand tapes Like $4790 at Staples I am like a god, Mario won't survive this scrape You aren't my usu-- [Outro] [ALEX AND NARRATOR] (Spoken) Wait, we still don't know what YAPE does! Side effects of YAPE use may include: dizziness, vomiting, fever, headaches, backaches, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowsiness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflammation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, we swear to god they aren't competing, in fact, Alex is the one singing this very song, vomiting, and heart palpitations