Sloprano (The Great Mighty Poo) Cover

Lyrics

[Intro: Great Mighty Poo] Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my s**t at you! A huge supply of tish Comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little t**t? Hear my rectal rumblings Send you tumbling to demise! From this planet to Uranus There are none who match my size! S**t upon your face My song of slop shall mesmerize! Lord upon the loo The Poo now claims you as his prize! Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh Ahh-ahh-ahh... Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh Ahh-ahh-ahh... Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh Ah-ah-ah-ahh, ahh Ahh-ahhh, ahh, ahh— (*COUGH SPUTTER COUGH COUGH*) [Verse 2: Great Mighty Poo] Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing That makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this lovely grin? Have some more caviar Now the cavern crumbles By my mighty invocation Feel my crushing weight and mass The fruits of defecation! By the power vested In my dung of arbitration I'll split you in twain Like an anal laceration! Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh Ahh-ahh-ahh... Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh Ahh-ahh-ahh... Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh Ah-ah-ah-ahh, ahh Ahh-ahhh, ahh, ahh— (*COUGH SPUTTER COUGH COUGH*) [Verse 3: Great Mighty Poo, Conker] Now I'm really getting rather mad You're like a wiggly-tiggly s***y little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! Your butt? My butt! Your butt!? That's right my butt! Urgh My butt! Eww! My buuuuuutt! I am the very model of a modern mound of excrescence And yet a piece of s**t like you dares stand against my eminence! Puny little squirrels can't withstand my fecal armaments! From my throne, my rule of stool shall bury you in excrement! Ah-ah-ahhh Ah-ahhh! Ah-ah-ahhh Ahh-ahhh! Ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ahhh, ahhh! (*RETCH COUGH GAG COUGH CHOKE*) [Verse 4: Great Mighty Poo] {increasing in pitch} Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! {normal pitch} I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my s**t at you! A huge supply of tish Comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little t**t? Fall now You're snared in my trap! There is no escape from all this crap! My realm of constipation Brings your extermination! Eat my load of s**t you little twit! [Outro: Great Mighty Poo, Conker] Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done. I'm Flushing! I'm Flushing! Oh, what a world. Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess I'm going! Aahh... No! Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Now that's what I call a bowel movement!