Nintendo Anti-Piracy Self Reporter

Lyrics

It's too late... You chose to wait You did not heed The plumber's plea You refused to cease You will face police Consequences fall On those who break the law 9-1-1 will come Now your life is done Now it's time to pay So do just as we say.. When the dispatch comes You tell them what you did Say that you possess a software That was pirated By the US law Plead guilty to the crime Then wait for the authorities And do your time You thought you could get away With being a scurvy dog? But now your criminal record In our database be logged $250,000 is the fine We'll see you rot in prison Shoulda listened to the sign You didn't power off the game So face the consequences We warned you, gave you time To turn around, you've no defences In court, the line just leads straight to jail We now know your location The FBI will lock you up For the safety of our nation Access point found You will now be connected to the 911 dispatch Remember, We are watching you...