Host Hoedown WITH LYRICS

Lyrics

[Intro] D.J. Hallyboo is upset! As the host, he takes it personally when someone tries to play for free It would be best to offer a formal apology for what you've done Good Luck, Luigi! Ladies and gentlemen! Let's give a warm welcome... To the fool who thought they were above the law [Verse 1] (HAW-HAW-HAW!) Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round A one-way trip to the prison grounds! The DJ spins, punishment for your sin So let the show begin! This hoedown Is the ultimate showdown! So grab your stylus, do-si-do! For your crimes, you shall atone! You just piratеd Mario Party DS So you thought you could weather the party's durеss Your final sentence is approaching near Because you're nothing but a filthy buccaneer! [Chorus 1] Scurvy dogs like you Deserve but to rot in jail Now the carnival horns turn to sirens that scream You were doomed to fail! You played with fire, you'll be consumed within the inferno So slow your roll! You stole this software You broke the law Now you will fall The fun of Nintendo sees all [Verse 2] Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round Bold to assume you'd never be found! For your lies, you'll apologize Or you will face demise! It's showtime You'll be punished for your crime! Think your pen's greater than the sword? You'll need your pen to survive the board! Still here, haven't learned your lesson? You will see Just how Nintendo deals with piracy The game shall invoke the pirate flag Because you're nothing but a scurvy scalawag! [Chorus 2] Oh, naughty kids like you Who simply love to steal Let the curtain pull back I attack, for you're naught But the Shy Guy's meal! You will be crushed beneath the weight bore by Sisyphus' sentence Now face repentance You stole this software You broke the law Now you will fall The fun of Nintendo sees all HAW HAW HAW HAW! HAW HA HA HA HAW! [Verse 3] Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round Steal you away without a sound You'll lose the fight Versus copyright And go softly in the night! It's twisted And cannot be resisted! Now you know the game has changed The carnival is now deranged! You thought you could do what you want because a pirate is free Well, now you're facing down anti-piracy You better put your sins before your heart Because this is where your sentence starts! [Chorus 3] Confess to your heinous sin In the house of insanity! You will be the example we make For the spiraling world to see! Chaos is order, fear is law That is the rule of the circus! The game has served its purpose You stole this software You broke the law Now you will fall The fun of Nintendo sees all