Dis Beef

Lyrics

[Intro:] Hello there humans I'm the great Papyrus Welcome to my cooking show Today we'll make steak! First you start By taking out a cut of dis beef Nyeheheh! [Verse 1:] If you are wondering Why I'm crying I cut some onions for the garnish! I just think that it tastes pretty good With steak Now onto the lesson with me! Nyeheheh! [Verse 2:] Now we'll tenderize the steak! We do not want the meat to break All your teeth because its too tough! Nyeheheh! Then somе salt and pepper seasoning! Shakе-shake-shake-a, shake-shake-a, shake! [Verse 3:] Now we'll add some lemon To let the flavor sink in Throw that baby on the grill And let it cook! {Verse 4:} In the meantime, let's get some parsley so that we can Put it on the steak when it's all done cooking! I like my steak medium rare! Just a fact i'd like to share! [Bridge:] Oh my god! That steak looks delicious! Smell that, won't you? Nyeheheh! This steak is looking good Under the grills hood Yum-yum! Nyeheheh! [Verse 5:] Now spread the parsley On top of the steak! Spread the onions around That steak is nice and brown! Nyeheheh! Mm-mm, that smells delicious! [Verse 6:] Here's a baked potato to go with it! And some cheese And salt And sour cream And butter! [Verse 7:] That's it for Papyrus' cooking show! You wanna learn to cook disbeef, you know? This recipe wasn't too tough! I think this meal's enough! Papyrus is the best! The skeletal masterchef- [Outro:] Wait, hold on, hold on, i'm getting a call. Stop the music! Oh, where did I put my phone..? Ah, here it is! Great Papyrus, how may I help you? Uh-huh. Uh-huh...Oh. Oh is THAT what they wanted? Why would they want something like that? That sounds terrible! The human would never do that! I'll have you know that's not very kid-friendly! Good day to you, sir! Apologies for that, everyone! Papyrus' Cooking Show is done completely unrehearsed and as such, unsolicited phone calls can happen at any time! Regardless, I hope you enjoyed this little lesson on how to make steak Nyeheheh! ...Ah, cut the shot