Bowser’s Theme WITH LYRICS [CHANNEL ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL] - Super Mario 64 Cover

Lyrics

[BOWSER] Hey there, ya chump! You're fresh outta luck! The princess is gone and you're stuck! I'll beat ya down Like some kinda clown You'll never swing me around! Runnin' about With your bushy snout Floppin' around like a worthless trout Gathering stars But you won't go far Now that King Koopa's here to spar! Bowser in the house, think that you can best me? You ain't even got a tenth of a hundred twenty! The bombs, bricks, Boos gon' stop you in your tracks Backwards-long-jump outta this, you stereotypical hack! Spittin' fire hotter than Lethal Lava Land You ain't even got your bro here to lend a hand! Shoulda stuck to fixin' up the showеr drain Now the Koopa King Bowser gonna bring the pain! Now I will risе Cut you down to size Every beatdown I dish out is personalized! Schnooks like you don't stand a chance against my mighty Troopas! Take the "L", it's real! You got trounced by the King of Koopas! You can still fight? Well, I'll make it right! Time for you to go nighty-night! Plumber take this! Bowser don't miss! Bet you're thinkin' "Ignorance is bliss!" Cracked like an egg No chance to beg Mario's on his last legs! You got no others No dinos or brothers Run right home back to your mother! Koopa pack, attack right in the plumber's crack All the prosciutto you eat goes to the cheeks I clap! I'll toss you 'round like pizza dough This'll be the last 3D Super Mario! The princess is gone, didn't you read the sign? With the power of the stars, this land is mine! You come to stop me for my heinous crimes? Better square up Mario, it's Showtime! Once I win the brawl Once I make you fall Got a toilet for you to unclog! You are just a plumber Fire-breathing turtles beat ya! Run right back to Brooklyn Microwave yourself a pizza! There is no way You're savin' the day To crush you would make me so gay! "Gay" as in the synonym for "happy." I see you people typin' in the comments section! Besides, even if I did mean it the other way, there ain't a problem with it! Love who you wanna love, ya know? Anyways, back to stompin' Mario.  Spaghetti-slurpin' meatballs stand no chance against my Troopas What can plumbers do against the king of the Koopas? Put up your fists 'Cause you've got me miffed For tryin' to stop my mischief! You're just some guy Who eats pizza pie! In my fire breath, I'll make ya fry! You can't run away! You cannot pray! I'm gonna make Mario flambé! When you're facin' Bowser You gon' hit the showers! I'll knock you right off my tower! Karts or parties, I'll come in first! Think you got what it takes? Then do your worst! There's none more foul than the Koopa King! There's a reason I've an army of underlings! Dark World, Fire Sea, and in the sky All three are great places for you to die! Try to pick me up! Swing me by the tail! With your linguine arms, you're doomed to fail! Now that you see You can't defeat me It's time for the grand finale! With the stars I stole with help from my posse of Troopas Mario stands no chance 'gainst the king of the Koopas! [MARIO, spoken] So long, kinga Bowser! [BOWSER, spoken] Bah! I was runnin' out of one-liners and rhymes anyway! You win this time, Mario, but next time, you won't be as lucky!