One Hell of a Dad

Lyrics

[Intro] The heart of a warrior forged in strife The price of your honor may cost your life Masked by resolve are your fears and pain This is the way [Interlude] Listen kid, I'm not one to sing I don't do the whole lullaby thing But I guess if you're under my wing I might as well tell you 'bout the fire I bring I'm a gun-for-hire with the surest shot Props to my home planet Mandalore, I got A lot of bounties I'm huntin', but I'm unorthodox Anyone wanna see eye-to-eye? Of course we're not, because [Verse 1] You can call me 'Mando', oughtta call me daddy Think I couldn't handle starting up a family? While pullin' nine-to-five, I don't even need a nanny Got the entire empire twistin' up their panties Even the guild wants to kill me too But I think I'm hangin' on to this little green dude (ha) Don't touch him 'cause I'm quick with my gun I was trained to maintain a consistent income So if you're a single parent, put your hands up Got a kid dependin' on you? Better man up Doesn't matter if he ain't yours, raise him Train him, burp him, and learn how to change him (Woohoo!) Lightspeed, hit the hyperdrive 'Cause I need to restock our diaper supply I'm a full-time father, don't get in my way When I'm homeschooling, because this is the way I'm the best in my class, valedictorian Did it with a child while proudly supporting him If you try to swipe him, look out, I'll be soaring in 'Cause I'm flyer than Marty, I put the 'Man' in 'Dalorian' I'm a star-hoppin' martial arts master No one faster on the draw with a blaster And this kid's gonna follow suit 'Cause if you find a foundling, you know what to do [Chorus] Now all my daddies, holla', where you at? (Can you hold a family down?) Tell your nannies, "Go on and pack your bags" ('Cause we got it handled now) I never wanted a partner in crime 'Til I set my sights on this little one Now I'm a single daddy, and I'm prepared for that 'Cause I'm one hell of a dad [Post-Chorus] I'm one hell of a dad Ha, take notes, little guy [Verse 2] Anybody with debts, better hit the jets hard 'Cause our targets won't ever get far Forget the Fetts, we got the best bars And I don't just mean Beskar Take in the fresh air while you can still smell it Because when you come of age, I gotta get you a helmet And I think we're gonna really need to customize No offense, buddy, but your head's an awkward size If you're ever feelin' down I got my rocket boost If you behave well, I'll give you a frog to chew And if you get drowsy, I got some Jawa juice Because we never stop runnin', got a lot to do So hum a tune while ya work like a whistlin' bird And don't you ever use the Force because it is for nerds Wait! How did you do that, dude you used it? To be honest I dunno if I can fully approve it But you saved my ass from a Mudhorn And gave us a clan-tag that I'll adorn Nonetheless, if I have a say in your career A space wizard ain't it, 'cause the Jedi are weird This is a hell of a dilemma, and by now it's apparent That I really need a guidebook on how I should parent At the least, I can keep a roof over his head So much as look at him wrong, and you're gonna be dead [Chorus] Now all my daddies, holla', where you at? (Can you hold a family down?) Tell your nannies, "Go on and pack your bags" ('Cause we got it handled now) I never wanted a partner in crime 'Til I set my sights on this little one Now I'm a single daddy, and I'm prepared for that 'Cause I'm one hell of a dad [Bridge] I don't need no mama's help, I can do it by myself I don't need no mama's help, I can do it by myself I don't need no mama's help, I can do it by myself I don't need no mama's help, I can do it by myself [Chorus] All my daddies, holla', where you at? (Can you hold a family down?) Tell your nannies, "Go on and pack your bags" ('Cause we got it handled now) I never wanted a partner in crime 'Til I set my sights on this little one Now I'm a single daddy, and I'm prepared for that 'Cause I'm one hell of a dad