I’m a Yahoo

Lyrics

[Intro] Haha, ears up, honey Money don't grow on trees So if you wanna walk away with a fistful of dollars You oughta listen to me You see, I'm a little good along with plenty bad But ugly is something I simply never had A buckin' bronco never stops kickin' So while the clock's tickin' Here's the thing about the wicked [Verse 1] If you lay 'em to rest, they ain't gonna sleep good So put me on ice, even though you know I won't keep put I'll get back in the saddle and leave this whole galaxy shook I'm all of Buzz Aldrin crossed with Clint Eastwood (Yeehaw!) Around the Outer Worlds, I've found no boundaries Just stores of resources and thousands of bounties (Aww, woo) Break any law that I want, that's the only flaw that I've got This bandit's raisin' the bar, now step right up for your shot This cantina's full of dreamers (Ooh), and lately I've been spacin' 'Cause playin' by the rules? Well, that ain't my vocation (Nah) If light has set the speed limit, why not try to break it? Hell, I did it in my sleep, while in cryostasis (Ah) But I grew tired of lyin' in wait in hibernation Now that I'm wide awake, this system is mine to take and Become the reason all these leaders' heads are kind of achin' (Ah) I'm the problem to their solution, no solvin' my equation 'Cause I'm the unseen variable In this prison, just to breathe is deemed charitable I know the board has priorities, but I'm bored of authority I guess playin' rebel is becomin' sort of a sport to me (Woo) I'm a galactic gunslinger, such a dangerous dude I'm a lone ranger, and this ain't a planet for two So plant your lips on my ass, now you're the man in my moon (Ooh) If you're a space cowboy, it's you I'm panderin' to, ha [Chorus] You gotta get up off your wazoo Singin', "Yeehaw-yippee-ki-yay" Holler back if you're a yahoo Save a highroad, take the highway Life's wild on the final frontier No denyin' I'm the fliest one here 'Cause bucko, I'm a yahoo Yappin', "Yeehaw-yippee-ki-yay" [Verse 2] Welcome to the Interstellar Rodeo I used to be a nobody, soon you'll get to know me though Especially the whole board, 'cause I'm gonna clean this slate Theodore Roosevelt would've been rollin' in his grave (Nyah) With this sordid corporate takeover, I'll sort it If you're on board with 'em, consider your mission aborted 'Cause we brought our space force, and we're not sharin' orbit If you wasn't scared yet, prepare for terror-formin' (Ah, woo) We gettin' rowdy on the Halcyon Colony (Howdy) Tearin' down monopolies without an apology Got a bounty on my head, but now I'm proud of it, honestly All my fellow cowboys, mount your saddles and follow me (Wee!) And ride thy steed at times three lightspeed Wanna see my license? Like I need ID Step into the Emerald Vale and set my wild-side free Think you got a quickdraw? Skin your pistol, try me What a shame, you ain't a daisy at all Better to end up in a coffin than locked in Tartarus walls Although it may be cold in space, I ain't takin' the fall If you blame my Shrink Ray for the state of your balls (Woo) It's been a long journey, guess it could've gone worse You got a lot to learn from me, they woke me up first You be careful who you trust, sometimes trust hurts I only trust my gun and it just works [Chorus] You gotta get up off your wazoo Singin', "Yeehaw-yippee-ki-yay" Holler back if you're a yahoo Save a highroad, take the highway Life's wild on the final frontier No denyin' I'm the fliest one here 'Cause bucko, I'm a yahoo Yappin', "Yeehaw-yippee-ki-yay" [Outro] You gotta get up off your wazoo Singin', "Yeehaw-yippee-ki-yay" Holler back if you're a yahoo Save a highroad, take the highway Life's wild on the final frontier No denyin' I'm the fliest one here 'Cause bucko, I'm a yahoo Yappin', "Yeehaw-yippee-ki-yay"