Fact Rap Challenge

Lyrics

[Intro] You know what? I don't feel like rapping about video games this week, man Let's-let's mix it up, uh Let's take these kids to school, literally This is a challenge to everybody in Nerdcore who wants to answer the call! But this is not about Beats or Bars, no Let's see who's got the best [Verse 1] Facts! 'Cause that's what I came prepared to write Water freezes! At thirty-two degrees, Fahrenheit The designer of the Eifel Tower was scared of heights There are more than three-hundred illuminated Paris sites Not parasites, they're inside you, scary right? Tapeworms can grow to fifty feet? Back to Paris lights They could spare some lights, if you ever need 'em Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you can eat 'em? I learned that from a book, so if you haven't, you should read one Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten The "Grease Gun" is the M3 Submachine gun Used in World War 2 'cause it was a cheap gun Speaking of gunpowder, made by the Chinese, son Fuck the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci liked to draw dicks A blue whale's dong is three meters long, sick These are all facts, even if obnoxious Like Ricegum's response to iDubbbz, shit [Chorus] The world is round Flat-Earthers, suck my balls And did you know awesome role models do not include both the Pauls Yo, OJ is guilty, and "Khaleesi" means queen Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green [Verse 2] During the battle of Pelusium The Persians had cats, and they were using 'em Because they knew that the Egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em Two grand's the average cost a single carat ruby runs But the most expensive chemical element, Californium Twenty-seven mil' a gram, who can afford more than one? Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden But they watch way more gay porn than anyone The Internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons Less weight, high peps, best for a chest pump But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they never get sweaty Human eyeballs stay the same size Brown, blue, or green, for your entire lives And we perceive the world upside down first The brain flips it over with mind powers [Chorus] The Sun is hot! (How hot?) Really hot! Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught The Moon landing happened back in '69, it wasn't fake! But someone you don't trust, GLaDOS, when she's promised cake [Outro] Time for your homework assignment Get your facts straight and organize them More than I've done, in a rap like this That's it, class dismissed