Booty Bound

Lyrics

[Intro: Captain James Bosworth & Skullkruncher13] Set the sails! Hoist 'em up, ya bilge rats! Bring us broadside! Swing us back around! I'll see no sober sailors, Sammy Sammy, Captain? Sing with me a shanty! Aye aye! [Verse 1: Captain James Bosworth & Skullkruncher13] Raise the anchor, then yer tankard Play yer hurdy-gurdies Slug yer grog, ye old seadog And drink away yer scurvy Me words are slurred, me eyes are blurred The world's turned topsy-turvy Won't start a new venture 'Til all me crew members Are drunk and far from thirsty All hands on deck, me hearties When the waves are ragin' hardest You'll all obey, or walk the plank As bait to feed the sharks with We'll brave the dangerous seas And they will see our flag the farthest Ye can ask the tavern wenches They all know me mast's the largest Yo ho! Yer wife, I mean It's a pirate's life for me Chests and booty, I'd like to see I'll cross the seas to find a piece I'm speakin' of gold and riches I'll take all I can load my ship with Ladies sail the seas with me To see how real a Moby Dick is [Chorus: Captain James Bosworth & Skullkruncher13] A skull arises skywards Thar's booty to be found You can put my ass on blast Avast, you'll never shoot me down We're paid doubloons to play our tunes On top of the loot we've found So make room on the poopdeck All aboard, we're booty bound [Verse 2: Captain James Bosworth & Skullkruncher13, Both] Land Ho, ye scallywags! Grab a shovel and help me dig If the spoils are less than treasure We'll lock you up in the Galleon brig Have ya glanced the map, ya rapscallion? The X will mark the jackpot Dig a hole in the ground, if no loot is found Then we'll be met with the Black Spot I'm a crackshot with me musket here Like a swashbucklin' buccaneer If you spot our Jolly Roger near You'll see just what all landlubbers fear We've sprung a leak! Struck from the rear! Pick up your trusty bucket, cheers! I'm bloody drunk, somebody steer He's gonna barf, everybody clear! Captain, how the seas have blackened From the deep, a beast attackin' Failure's hard to swallow but that's All we'll feed the Kraken! Aye, we'll blast him outta the water Haul our cargo back to harbor Only men of mine left behind are those Who don't know Port from Starboard! We'll never be ripped asunder Through thunderstorms and sunburns We'll scavenge, plunge, and plunder Even when we be seasick drunkards And we'll sing a salty shanty Should our sorry ship go under Then we'll spend some time with Davy Jones Where sunken sailors slumber! [Chorus: Captain James Bosworth & Skullkruncher13] A skull arises skywards Thar's booty to be found You can put my ass on blast Avast, you'll never shoot me down We're paid doubloons to play our tunes On top of the loot we've found So make room on the poopdeck All aboard, we're booty bound [Bridge: Skullkruncher13] Yo ho ho, with me bottle of rum It be all that I've brung to drink Coast to coast, we roam 'Til we're wobbly drunk Or the Kraken catches up with me [Verse 3: Skullkruncher13 & Captain James Bosworth, Both] I'd prefer a doom at sea Better men have met worse fates Like a stir of mutiny Stabbed in the back by yer first mates We be wanderlusts, with our blunderbusses And constant want of bananas Are you one of us? If you're not to trust Then we'll launch you to land from our cannons Eyes to the sky, it's Peter Pan! Enjoy the beach, ye skeevy clam Keep to the shore, never leave the sand Lest your stern get beat and rammed! Ye can barely wield a cutlass Much less even read a compass Pray the mermaids give ye guidance 'Cause you're just as dumb as Colombus The cracklin' bones of captains old Shall never shiver me timbers I don't parlay with the dead Instead, I'm leaving these skeletons splintered We'll solve their clues, and hoard doubloons I'll score me loot, or drown! Ya goonies, watch for boobie traps Me crew is booty bound! [Chorus: Captain James Bosworth & Skullkruncher13] A skull arises skywards Thar's booty to be found You can put my ass on blast Avast, you'll never shoot me down We're paid doubloons to play our tunes On top of the loot we've found So make room on the poopdeck All aboard, we're booty bound [Outro: Captain James Bosworth & Skullkruncher13] Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!