The Example

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Joyce Grenfell - Pop

The Example

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John Henderson, an unbeliever Had lately lost his Joie de Vivre From reading far too many books He went around with gloomy looks Despair inhabited his breast And made the man a perfect pest Not so his sister, Mary Lunn She had a whacking lot of fun Though unbelieving as a beast She didn't worry in the least But drank as hard as she was able And sung and danced upon the table; And when she met her brother Jack She used to smack him on the back So smartly as to make him jump And cry, "What ho! You've got the hump!" A phrase which more than any other Was gall and wormwood to her brother For, having an agnostic mind He was exceedingly refined The Christians, a declining band Would point with monitory hand To Henderson his desperation To Mary Lunn her dissipation And often mutter, "Mark my words! Something will happen to those birds!" Which came to pass, for Mary Lunn Died suddenly at ninety-one Of psittacosis, not before Becoming an appalling bore While Henderson, I'm glad to state Though naturally celibate Married an intellectual wife Who made him lead the higher life And wouldn't give him any wine Whereby he fell in a decline And at the time of writing this Is suffering from paralysis The which, we hear with no surprise Will shortly end in his demise The moral is (it is indeed!) You mustn't monkey with the Creed

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  • Hilaire Belloc