Texas Jailcell

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Jon Wayne (David Vaught) - Rock

Texas Jailcell

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[Intro] Mr. Engineer, faders up [Verse 1] What kinda jail cell is this? I'm sitting here with a drunken Indian Grinning like a mule eating garlic And he keeps tryna get his hands on my majosha Lemme tell ya, I've been perjured I told the officer who I was And it didn't seem to make any difference [Chorus] He just said "Don't drop the soap Don't smoke no dope Better get a lawyer, son Better get a real good one Ya better get yourself a suit and tie Ya better gеt your hair cut way up high" [Verse 2] That's what the officer told me Shit, I didn't do nothing I was just driving my car What's thе matter, Jim? Jesus Lemme outta here, ossifer Lemme see if the judge... judge? Ah, there goes the Indian again Get your hands off my fucking majosha You know who I am, buddy, officer? This Indian says he needs some sexual healing I said... if I got anything to say I'll say it with a lead, yeah [Chorus] But I ain't gonna drop the soap, nope I ain't gonna smoke no dope I'm gonna get a lawyer, son I'm gonna get me a good one [Outro] You wanna sit... this cell, sitting... Lemme outta here, will ya, goddamn it! Ossifer? Ossifer? Get me away from this Indian, anyway At least for the weekend Ugh, dammit I'm talking to you! What kinda jail cell is this? It's a Texas jail cell

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