Mr. Egyptian

Album cover art for "Mr. Egyptian" by Jon Wayne (David Vaught)

Jon Wayne (David Vaught) - Country

Mr. Egyptian

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[Intro] Count it off [Verse] Well, I was trucking down the freeway just the other night Flashed on my dashboard was my oil light, dammit I pulled my truck off the freeway All the bars are closed So I pulled into a gas station smelling like a Texas rose And that's when I seen him Sitting in some kinda booth like a Fotomat Sitting there like a goddamn magpie on a telephone wire I said "I need four quarts of oil for that truck over there" He just sat there for a while and stared, yep So I says "Buddy, I need some oil for my truck, that ain't no lie" And he says something like "No go diggy die" I said "What? What country are you from?" He says something like "Abu Dhabi-dum" I said "Ain't no country I know" I said "I'm from Texas, now gimme some oil" He said something like "No oil at midnight" I said "Some of my Indian friends speak better English than that," yep And he says "No go diggy die" again I said "Don't go giving me none of that goddamn no-go-diggy-die shit Forget the oil, I need some gas" So I pumped five bucks in my truck Thinking about kicking his ass in, yep I walked up to the window, I slipped him a five And he said "Six dollars" in some goddamn Arab jive That's when I told him "Mr. Egyptian, you're a goddamn liar" Yep, yep [Outro] Don't you give me none of that "No go diggy die" shit Yep, uh Speak English, goddamn it! "No go diggy die" I don't care, I don't care That's Jimbo Ain't no country I know! Shut up Shut up, Jimbo

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