Betty

Lyrics

Hello, is this Betty? Hi Betty, guess who this is No, no...It's Johnny! Johnny Dowd! Oh, Betty, Betty please Don't hang up I just want to ask you a question By the way, how are you? Yeah, Johnny Dowd from high school Yeah, yeah, that's right Yeah, Betty, I just want to know if you still have my football leather jacket Johnny, Johnny, I have your leather jacket Tisket, tasket, leather jacket Oh, Betty, please no, no don't hang up, don't hang up No, I just thought that you might still have it And if - I guess - the eternal love thing didn't work out I thought you might still send it back to me It's Johnny Dowd! You remember! Don't han- Betty, please, don't hang up Betty, don't hang up! I know where you live Betty If you like, I can stop by I can stop by and pick up the leather jacket myself Johnny, Johnny, I have your leather jacket Tisket, tasket, leather jacket Betty, please Yeah, I know We pledged our eternal love You got my leather jacket But it didn't work out Yeah, I know where you live And I know where your children go to school And I know where your husband works Betty, please, don't hang up! Betty? Betty, now don't hang up! Please! I think I went a little off the track there I just want my leather jacket back Betty, don't hang up Johnny, Johnny, I have your leather jacket Tisket, tasket, leather jacket Johnny, Johnny, I have your leather jacket (Goddammit!) Tisket, tasket, leather jacket My name is Betty I have your leather jacket