A Little Sweet Thing I Like To Say

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John Mulaney - Non-Music, Comedy

A Little Sweet Thing I Like To Say

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Being married is so nice. I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. That's not really a joke, that's just a little sweet thing I like to say. 'Cause I'd been in relationships where I got cheated on, like, long ones. I don't know if you've ever been in a long relationship where you got cheated on, but it changes your whole worldview. 'Cause when I was a kid, I used to watch America's Most Wanted. You know how kids do. And I would always think to myself, "How could another person kill someone? How could a human being kill another human being?" And then I got cheated on, and I was like, "Oh, okay." "I'm not gonna do it, but I totally get it." And I don't mean in that way of, like, "No one else can have you." I don't care about that. It's just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information. Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. I can't have them roaming around.

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  • John Mulaney